My brother Gentzy has some pretty decent ideas every now and then. This one (pulled from an email) might be his crowning jewel:
Also, I have a suggestion for solving our country’s economic woes and the terrestrial woes of the entire country of Japan: let’s give them South Dakota. It’s not near any major fault lines, it’s far from the ocean and its tsunamis, it has business-friendly tax codes, and there is plenty of space. If we give it to the Japanese, they will have that state humming in 4-6 years. And, TADOW, they don’t sink in the ocean and we are back on top as the unquestionable world superpower.
He would call this South Tokyota. I think I would call it Nintendo Dakota. But we both agree it's the new San Fran and the street style would be out of this world.